11 Penis Points

Dear Editor,

In light of the penis raid on November 15, I would like to share a few of my thoughts.

Things I didn’t know:

•Penises are offensive.•Faculty has the right to remove student art (without permission from the department or the artist) when it bothers a few.•Penises are offensive.•Students in the “CJ” department are actually majoring in “Censorship Jurisdiction.”•Penises are ofensive.•The Asheville Citizent Times could write an article about the situation without mentioning the word “penis.”•Penises are offensive.•It takes three people to carry off a penis.

Things I know:

•I live in America.•Penises are half the reason we are here.•Penises come in all shapes and sizes.

Support your local penises,

Randy Cochran