Day: October 8, 2007

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It’s not you, it’s me

Despite any possible good things that could happen in a relationship, I have always focused on the cold realities of what bad things could come from the pursuit of love. I’m not a perpetual pessimist, I swear! It’s just that I rely on logic and knowledge to make decisions. And […]

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My Problems with the Female Species

I wish my parents had warned me about women. Man, I just can’t stand when girls take 4,837,649 hours to get ready to go anywhere. Why bother with makeup and all that jazz? If I care anything about you as a person, it’s not going to matter to me what […]

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Dear those that shall remain nameless,

Girls, we have all been there. The bad dates, the horrible breakups, and the downright strange behavior. Though, I admit that guys definitely have their moments of grace and clarity. There are two major things to address. For starters, we do not like being stood up. If for some reason […]

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The Campus Mediation Program

Disputes among students can be an all-too-common problem on campus. The Campus Mediation Program (CMP), which was created last year, will help resolve disputes between students and help the parties reach an agreement. According to College of Business Professor Jayne Zanglein: “Mediation is an informal process in which an impartial […]

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Interpol, Our Love to Admire

New York band Interpol’s latest release Our Love to Admire is the band’s latest attempt at crafting their black-and-white, cigarette-fused, avant garde rock formula. After the success of the band’s two previous albums, Turn off the Bright Lights and Antics, where is there to go? Regardless of opinion, Interpol’s established […]

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Down With “Shoot ‘Em Up”

Blam blam blam. The movie opens with Clive Owen (playing the same character he plays in Sin City, more or less) sitting on a bench and staring into the camera. He takes a bite of a carrot, then a sip of coffee. A pregnant woman runs past screaming, followed by […]

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Women Gripe

Do we have to talk about it? Can I just say stupid things, grow facial hair, make poop jokes, and eat bacon? See, if I had a bad day I’d really just like to lie on the couch, pour the chips directly on to my stomach, turn on ESPN and […]